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Movie Review: “The Happytime Murders” – Put a Sock in It
Officer, I’m not quite sure what happened… Writing a review of The Happytime Murders is a bit like describing a mugging or a car accident. I know something bad has happened. I know that something…
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Movie Review: “Christopher Robin” – Blah
Christopher Robin doesn’t know who to cater to. It’s too dreary for children and too simple for adults.
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Movie Review: “Mission: Impossible – Fallout” – Choose to Accept
Holy crap, it’s good. The Mission: Impossible movie franchise has achieved a rare feat. Well, a feat that was once rare. Like the MCU and the Fast and Furious films, each successive entry seems to…
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Movie Review: “Won’t You Be My Neighbor?” – Big Heart
It’s been several days since I first sat down to watch the new Mr. Rogers documentary, Won’t You Be My Neighbor?, and I can still feel its lingering effects. Like Fred Rogers himself, the documentary…
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Movie Review: “The First Purge” – All Purge, No Binge
This is not a test. This is your We Eat Films emergency review system announcing the commencement of the not-quite annual Purge movie review. Words of five syllables or lower have been authorized for use…
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TV Review: “Luke Cage Season 2” – Sweet Christmas!
After a checkered past, Marvel’s Luke Cage hits back with a promising future.
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Movie Review: “Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom” – Definitely Fallen
When Jurassic World released a couple years ago, it was met with mixed response. Some people loved it, some people hated it, and plenty of others just found it okay. Despite that, the film was a…
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Movie Review: “Hereditary” – Twisty, Turny, Crazy
Though it technically received a wide release, Hereditary continues to feel like an indie film only your cool friends will ever see. Maybe you’ve caught a trailer or heard a friend talk about how scary…
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TV Review: “Arrested Development” Season 5 – Disappointing
A floundering fifth season weighed down by controversy.
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Movie Review: “Deadpool 2” – Bigger
It’s more of the same, but is that really a complaint?