Film Reviews
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Movie Review: “Holmes and Watson” – Shit, Sherlock
I know, I know, but I went anyway. I was excited for Holmes & Watson from the first ridiculous trailer. It didn’t look great, but it seemed like the kind of comedy that wasn’t trying…
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Movie Review: “Spider-Man Into the Spiderverse” – A New Spin
In an era oversaturated with superheroes, this fourth Spiderman franchise, crawling with half a dozen Spidermen, still feels fresh.
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Movie Review: “Aquaman” – Bless the Reign
You know that moment on a rollercoaster when you convince yourself that your harness is coming undone? When exhilaration collides with fear and everything becomes brighter and sharper? That’s Aquaman. It’s the biggest, scariest, rickety-est…
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Movie Review: “Bohemian Rhapsody” – By the Numbers
A most remarkable musician gets a most unremarkable film.
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Movie Review: “Widows” – Criminally Good
Wow. I wasn’t expecting Widows to be as good as it was going in, but wow. It’s the best crime film of 2018 and one of the best heist movies ever made. And funnily enough,…
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Movie Review: “Ralph Breaks the Internet”- A Winning Friendship
To get this ball rolling let’s throw some facts your way. Ralph Breaks the Internet is the sequel to the 2012 Oscar nominated film Wreck it Ralph. Where the first dealt with a video game…
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Movie Review: “Creed II” – A Rematch Made in Heaven
Rocky V really sucked. It was a sequel so bad and so unnecessary that it effectively ended the franchise for sixteen years. It’s the only movie in the entire boxing series to end with a…
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Movie Review: “Overlord” – B-Movie Goodness
I’m not sure how to review this movie, but I can definitely recommend it. Overlord is awesome. Like all J.J. Abrams-produced films, it’s been steeped in mystery since its announcement. That mystery, however, carries over…
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Movie Review: “Venom” – Not-so-Toxic Waste
It’s a toxic mish-mash, but it’s hardly boring.
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Movie Review: “Halloween” – No Tricks, All Treats
Highest opening box office in the history of the franchise. Second-best October opening ever. Biggest opening weekend for a film starring a woman over 55. 2018’s Halloween is a bona fide hit, a perfect holiday…