Film Reviews
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Movie Review: “The First Purge” – All Purge, No Binge
This is not a test. This is your We Eat Films emergency review system announcing the commencement of the not-quite annual Purge movie review. Words of five syllables or lower have been authorized for use…
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Movie Review: “Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom” – Definitely Fallen
When Jurassic World released a couple years ago, it was met with mixed response. Some people loved it, some people hated it, and plenty of others just found it okay. Despite that, the film was a…
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Movie Review: “Hereditary” – Twisty, Turny, Crazy
Though it technically received a wide release, Hereditary continues to feel like an indie film only your cool friends will ever see. Maybe you’ve caught a trailer or heard a friend talk about how scary…
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Movie Review: “Deadpool 2” – Bigger
It’s more of the same, but is that really a complaint?
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Movie Review: “Solo” – Who Needs The Force?
Wow, it finally happened! A Star Wars movie under-performed at the box office. Look to the heavens — it might start snowing or raining cats and dogs. Star Wars has been considered an ‘evergreen’ media…
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Movie Review: “Bad Samaritan” – Well…Mediocre Samaritan
There’s a reason all of your annoying anglophile friends keep recommending British television shows. Some of the best programs on TV are from across the pond, and many of the most charismatic actors today found…
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Movie Review: “Avengers: Infinity War” – Dark and Dramatic
Avengers: Infinity War is the movie we’ve all been waiting for. It’s the culmination of a film journey begun 10 years ago, and the fan following has only grown with each superhero instalment. Marvel has…
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Movie Review: “Isle of Dogs” – Beautiful But Flawed
Wow. Another Wes Anderson film, another utterly unique and enchanting movie-going experience. I’m a Wes Anderson fan, so this review will certainly contain a little bias. But I say that at the outset only to…
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Movie Review: “Ready Player One” – A Pop Culture Love Letter
I wasn’t prepared to like Ready Player One. The first trailers made it look like a cringe-worthy, overproduced mess. And I feared that the references would overpower the narrative and insult the source material. Then…
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Movie Review: “Love, Simon” – Love Is Love
It’s based on the bestselling novel by Becky Albertalli. It’s been raved about by the LGBTQ+ community and on social media. It’s been Certified Fresh by Rotten Tomatoes. Love, Simon is the teen rom-com the…
