Top 5 Dexter Quotes of All Time *Spoiler Alert!*

Written by Krystal D'Souza January 06, 2012

Okay everyone, I know that season 6 ended a couple weeks ago, but the season finale is still blowing my mind. Is anyone else freaking out about what happened in the last couple episodes? I’m seriously losing sleep over this.
Firstly, Deb loves Dexter…as in…more than a brother?! This is so wrong on so many levels. Does anyone else feel like her therapist coerced her into feeling this way? It was almost as if the therapist was trying to convince Deb to love Dexter, making her feel as though her normal brother-sister tendencies actually had sexual undertones. Awkwarddddd!
Secondly, Deb watches┬áDexter kill Travis Marshall?! Not only do I absolutely love this, because, well, it was bound to happen, but it makes me so curious that I am legitimately craving the season 7 premier. I can’t help but wonder if the producers are going to play this off as nothing when the season premier starts (ehem, Grey’s Anatomy’s epic┬ácar crash that turned out to be the least important story line of the season premier…as you can see, I’m a little bitter), or if they’re going to continue and maybe make Deb a partner in crime! Ohmigosh, I cannot wait!
In any case, we’re not going to get the answers to these questions until the season premier, but I figured this would be a good time to reminisce about the best quotes from Dexter throughout the seasons.

5. Dexter: “Harry and Dorris Morgan did a wonderful job raising me. But they’re both dead now. I didn’t kill them. Honest.”

4. Masuka: “I got a reputation to live up to. I mean if my show does not make people vomit and have an erection at the same time, then I’ve let my audience down.”

3. Dexter: “Nice hand job.” (about Tuchi’s missing hand…get your heads outta the gutter, people!)

2. Masuka: “When it comes to matters of the heart…follow your dick.”

1. Lila: “Oh, pardon my tits!”

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